Dear Mom, I need $18,000 for birth control

While playing in the interwebs this morning, I stumbled across a cache of ecards on  The site allows you to customize e-greetings on a variety of subjects. But this one in the “women” section takes the cake:

“Hey Mom, how’s it going? So, I was hoping to get laid this weekend and was hoping you’d spot me $18,000 to buy birth control. I’ll like totally pay you back.”  SAID NO ONE EVER.

According to Rob Lindeman, a pediatrician, “woman should expect to pay between $5,400 and $18,000 for birth control in her lifetime.”

I’m so glad the Democrats value smart, independent, self sufficient women…


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