Diamond and Silk threaten to SUE liberal site Wonkette!

by SooperMexican

Two of the biggest Trump superfans, Diamond and Silk, threatened to sue a far left liberal political site called Wonkette for being particularly nasty to them.

Here’s the writer making fun of the letter:

They didn’t think too much of the threat from D&S:

Yr Wonkette received a cease and desist letter two nights ago. And it’s from none other than our favorite black white nationalists (ALLEGEDLY), Gravel and Polyester. I mean Diamond and Silk. And I, A LAWYER, am just MANY EXCITE to tell you all about it.

The letter is honestly so fantastic that at first I thought it was a truly great troll written by one of our dear readers. But then I remembered that this is Diamond and Silk’s legal team* we’re talking about, which means it was probably written by their own personal in-basement counsel, as he feasted on leftover pizza crusts.

The letter, which is totally legally binding and was definitely written by a real lawyer, included a threat not to make it public. So naturally, we’re going to tell you ALL about it.

These people are pretty nasty, though also kinda thin-skinned – they blocked me, my soopermexican account, on twitter – but they’re right on this one. It sounds like D&S were trying to scare them away, and there’s not much room for them to take legal action.

That’s right. THE Diamond and Silk sent us a cease and desist. And it’s just as beautiful as we imagined.

People who don’t understand how the law works love to try to threaten people into not being mean to them, and we have apparently been pushing all the right buttons lately. Between this incredible letter and being sued, along with Donald Trump Jr., in Don Blankenship v. The World, Wonkette is on a roll!

Everything about this letter is incredible and SUPER LEGALLY BINDING. The fact that it was sent to us via email by “robert,” with a lowercase “r” and no last name. The subject line, “Cease and Desist Letter for Defamation of Character and Libeling,” is just the tip of the iceberg.

WE ARE VERY SCARED OVER HERE RIGHT NOW ABOUT ALL OF THIS VRY SRS LAWYERING.

Yeah, I think D&S should stick to cringey pro-Trump rap instead of trying to slap down critics with legal action they’re never going to take.


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