If you live in Northern California, lookout. There’s a man going around making out with doorbells in the grossest way possible and yours could be next:
Police are trying to find a man who was caught on camera licking a doorbell for three hours at a central California home.
“I thought I’d seen it all, but this takes the cake,” Francisco Javier Estrada told KION.
The Salinas Police Department identified the man as 33-year-old Roberto Daniel Arroyo.
The Dungan family said they were not home at the time, but their children were inside the house sleeping.
Police said a surveillance system helped them investigate the case. The cameras also caught Arroyo moving an extension cord to the front yard and relieving himself.
How high do you have to be on drugs to lick a doorbell like that? Or maybe he was sniffing bath salts? Either way, that’s disgusting as heck and now I need to go wash my mind out with soap.
Of course this is an open thread and I can’t leave you with just that.
So here’s something cute enough to hopefully undo that scourge from your brain:
Just like a human mom whose kid is coming home from college 😍 pic.twitter.com/9qAK79gbkr
— The Dodo (@dodo) January 8, 2019