If you’ve always wanted your breakfast to be more GAY, Kellogg’s got your back

Apparently there’s a big demand for gay-themed cereal because Kellogg’s thought it would be a good idea to suck up the LGBTQIA community (I’m not adding extra letters, that’s what it is now).

It’s a weird limited edition box that will cost you $20 each, and they have already donated $50,000 to LGBTQIA causes.

The company’s special edition All Together Cereal is enough to make you snap, crackle and pop with Pride, bringing together many of the brand’s most popular cereals.

The company announced a $50,000 donation to LGBT+ advocacy charity GLAAD as it launched the cereal for Spirit Day on October 17.

he company explained: “The box brings together six of the famous Kellogg mascots and cereals inside the same carton as a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.”

The box includes Corn Flakes, Frosties, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Raisin Bran and Frosted Mini-Wheats.

Isn’t this exactly what conservatives were warning about with the acceptance of gay marriage?! Now we have colorful unholy orgies of tigers, trolls, chickens and that other bird, and even the SUN!!! It’s just a slippery slope, people.

I’m so glad I don’t have cereal for breakfast anymore. My INTOLERANCE (of milk) won’t let me!! No thank you, Kellogg’s, I’ll have what most Americans used to have for breakfast – an old fashioned with rye whiskey. No cherries.

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