Are you tired of trying to achieve your dreams? Still want everyone to think you’re trying? Can’t figure out how to do your job? Well have we got a system for you!
Today only we’re offering easy access and helpful tutorial video for a brand new and guaranteed method that will have you putting in the least effort for the least results for years to come. Why achieve when you just pretend to try and then take your weekly vacation in Delaware. Or Florida!
Yes it’s a win-win for your lose-lose. The Psaki Method is for everyone who ever thought “I’m bad at my job” but didn’t care too much.
Don’t miss out!! It’s so simple. First you lie about what you’re doing. Then you fail to do what you’re doing. Then you tell everybody to take a chill pill and get hammered. Flawless!!
Psaki: "My advice to everyone out there who's frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class, have a margarita…" pic.twitter.com/ZGMJGma3Ge
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) January 21, 2022
1. Lie to everybody that voting rights are at risk if you fail
2. Fail
3. Tell everybody to relax https://t.co/YQWlw1RhCO— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) January 21, 2022
Sure sure some people will see through it. “Haters” gonna hate.
Is this woman trying to incite the left and the right?
My son said, "Well, Biden sure is unifying. Everyone hates him."
Psaki is a big part of this. Her condescension and disregard are unseemly. https://t.co/nlXh7rrMNo
— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) January 21, 2022
And maybe read the damned bills to see how little they had to do with "voting rights." Right, @presssec? https://t.co/zWwqvJmYP2
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) January 21, 2022
Can't afford baby food? Buy a margherita instead. https://t.co/zRBgWYVVMU
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) January 21, 2022
They hate us cuz they ain’t us. And also because we’re just awful. Which is why you need the system!!
You, too, can use the Psaki method for all of life’s future setbacks that are easy to see coming but you just don’t have the sense or interest to avoid.
Buy our system today and we’ll throw in some margarita mix and strong incense to mask the scent of failure.
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