Not only are we having a very weird foreign policy meltdown with Canada right before Trump is set to meet with Kim Jong A-hole, but there’s something really FISHY going on with Justin Trudeau’s eyebrow.
Yes, singular. The left one.
Just because the media made fun of Harper's helmet hair and Trump's wispy whatever-that-is, doesn't mean that Trudeau's eyebrows are fair game. Shame on you. Shame on you all. (via @davidd_dds) pic.twitter.com/OTmoEvveFg— Stephen Taylor (@stephen_taylor) June 9, 2018
Now, there’s all sorts of FAKE NEWS all over the place, and I wanted to make sure this wasn’t some Putin-photoshop meant to embarrass the Canucky PM. OFF TO THE INVESTIGATORY SCOOP CAR!!!
OK, I just searched it up on Twitter. Anyway, it’s real.
I don't like spreading fake news so I wanted to check the source material. It checks out. Look at 27:25 here on CPAC. The only thing that's fake may be the eyebrows. #EyebrowGate https://t.co/BVEhcL0Xkl— Stephen Taylor (@stephen_taylor) June 10, 2018
Well that is certainly odd. Either Trump lunged at him in anger and gnawed his eyebrow off, or Justin thought he needed to bad-ass up his look and wore thick fake eyebrows to intimidate el Trumpo. Either way, it’s not a good look.
Trudeau's next set of eyebrows will be bigger and better than ever. pic.twitter.com/h6jUNFzIDt— EJ Haust (@erinhaust) June 10, 2018