So now that we’ve defeated ISIS, we can look to other extremist Islamist movements and slap them down too.
I’m thinking of the idiots in Turkey who actually believe they’re hurting Trump and the American economy by destroying their iPhones on social media.
Sosyal medyada ABD'yi protesto için tekbir eşliğinde balyozla iPhone parçalanan bir video paylaşıldı. "Bu reis için, bu Abdülhamit Gül için, bu Süleyman Soylu için" diyerek iPhone'ların parçalandığı videonun sonunda çalan başka bir iPhone zil sesi dikkat çekti. pic.twitter.com/CTcLaYsZfx
— dokuz8HABER (@dokuz8haber) August 15, 2018
Uh OKKKK… good luck toppling the most powerful nation in the world by taking a sledgehammer to a tiny sliver of Apple’s trillion dollar company.
I mean c’mon, if you have an iPhone, you’re just as addicted to it as I am, and if you’re destroying it today as a political protest, you’re gonna get the twitter withdrawals within an hour and you’ll get your shaky hands on another iPhone (probably an upgrade since you’re at it) within 24 hours. WHO ARE WE KIDDING HERE BRO.
Also how are you gonna make more protest videos for your Twitter without your iPhone?!?!?
Anyway, the Turks are angry at Trump when they should be angry at their despotic totalitarian leader Erdogan for destroying their economy.
Erdogan has shrunk #Turkey's economy below $800bn and the total stock mkt value to a tiny $115bn, less than the stock mkt cap of McDonalds. https://t.co/w9N2W6Q1e6 via @welt pic.twitter.com/4BlcmNkRtk— Holger Zschaepitz (@Schuldensuehner) August 18, 2018
Seriously. Apple on its own is worth more than the ENTIRE ECONOMY of TURKEY. And it’s worth ten times as much as their entire stock market.
German govt urges #Turkey to join #IMF program. But Turkish FinMin Albayrak remained skeptical and said he would travel to the Gulf region next week in an attempt to collect financial commitments from friendly states there. https://t.co/2hD3ywUEpd pic.twitter.com/ELn2qzqzYR— Holger Zschaepitz (@Schuldensuehner) August 18, 2018
Also here’s Tim Scott ripping on Turkey because he’s cool:
And here’s the idiot:
#Erdogan says no power in the world can stand on the way of Turkish nation, claims #Turkey would overcome all challenges with a faith in God, warns others to not test the resolve of Turks and Muslims, vows his gov't keep marching towards its goals to the death. pic.twitter.com/ZuJXci3YHl— Abdullah Bozkurt (@abdbozkurt) August 18, 2018