There is a big issue facing America, looming over us if you will, and the American Vice President is here for it. She is very concerned and thinks it is urgent that it be addressed.
I’m not afraid to spell out what that problem is: Some women are pregnant.
Oh yes, it happens EVERY DAY in fact. All across this country. Pregnancies. It’s a real issue. Just listen to our second in non command.
“Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue.”
WHAT CAN BE DONE TO CURB THIS INCREDIBLE PROBLEM?
I heard one solution is aspirin between the knees, but whatever the answer, thank heavens there is such a skilled orator out there orating about it.