Kim Jong-Un says Trump is trying to assassinate him with a ‘bio-chemical’ substance

The fat little wastrel in North Korea is accusing the United States of colluding with South Korea to assassinate him.

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More from CNN:

North Korea has accused the US and South Korea of attempting to assassinate leader Kim Jong Un with a “bio-chemical substance.”

In an extraordinary 1,800-word report Friday, which offered no evidence other than account laced with fantastical language, North Korean state news agency KCNA said a “hideous terrorist group” conspired with the CIA and South Korea’s Intelligence Service (IS) to mount the attack.

Its aim, the report said was to “commit bomb terrorism targeting the supreme leadership” during major events including a recent military parade.

The report claimed a North Korean citizen was involved in the plot, using “biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance” to target Kim.

North Korea has a history of making unfounded and irrational claims, and CNN was not able to independently corroborate the report. South Korea’s intelligence service told CNN they know nothing about the alleged plot.

This really could go either way. After many years the CIA admitted to some pretty crazy plots to assassinate Castro in Cuba, so I wouldn’t be surprised if in this advanced technological age we have even more surprising ways to kill our enemies. BUT on the other hand, Kim Jong-Un is a paranoid little troll, and it’s too convenient that he’s accusing us of wanting to do what he DID to his half-brother: an assassination by bio-chemical means….


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