The National Enquirer admitted that they colluded with the Trump campaign in order make sure the voter wasn’t distracted by unimportant things like his many extramarital affairs.
How thoughtful of them!!
Watch below:
From the Chicago Tribune:
The U.S. Attorney’s Office in Manhattan said American Media Inc. was given a non-prosecution agreement in exchange for admitting that it worked “in concert” with the Trump campaign facilitate an illicit $150,000 pre-election hush payment to Karen McDougal, a former Playboy model who had threatened to go public with claims she had sex with the Trump in 2006.
Oh C’MON!! You can’t prove that they did it to influence the election unless you made them admit it somehow.
“AMI further admitted that its principal purpose in making the payment was to suppress the woman’s story so as to prevent it from influencing the election,” said Robert Khuzami, the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York.
Oh C’MON it’s not like they can connect this to Trump personally, so WHO CARES?!?!
Michael Cohen, Trump’s former personal fixer, pleaded guilty to campaign finance crimes over the McDougal payoff and on Wednesday was sentenced to three years in prison on a slew of charges. Prosecutors, meanwhile, say the president directed and coordinated the payment, potentially opening him up to criminal liability.
OH. Well. Whatever. WHO CARES?! Cohen is a LIAR and like the esteemed Mormon moralist Orrin Hatch said, it doesn’t matter what Trump has done because the economy is really really good. And I believe him. Also, #MAGA!!!