People hilariously mock Beto’s new video announcing his run for president!

I guess Beto has finally found himself after his loss to Ted Cruz last year.

He released a video this morning announcing his run for President of the United States, while sitting on a couch with his wife and waving his arms all around.

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He was also featured on the cover of Vanity Fair as part of his announcement:

 
As you might imagine from the title, there’ve been some hilarious responses to Beto’s announcement already this morning:

I noticed this too! Especially watching him wave his arms around this morning on TV while doing a town hall. He’s like a human windmill.



Continuing…

And as one person pointed out about the Vanity Fair cover, it looks like they’re copying Reagan:

And finally…

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Monkeywench
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Rather like Nancy Pelosi when she talks, her hand gestures are pretty humorous as well. Neither look natural. Maybe they are on the same meds?

SheerPolitics
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I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon, but I did catch him doing a spoof of Beto’s announcement–it was hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQDQ-Q4kW5Y

LAPhil
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What a bozo! The guy’s lights are on, but clearly nobody’s home. Also known as an empty suit. Oh, I forgot, he never wears a suit.

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This run isn’t really about Robert Francis for POTUS. It’s about the democrats making gains in Texas. Their hope is to turn Texas blue for POTUS for the first time since the ’70s, pick up state seats, DC Congressional seats and unseat Cornyn. Perhaps, Abortion Barbie (Wendy Davis) steps up to run against Cornyn. She’s making some noise. Time will tell…

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Requirements to run for the nomination for the democrats

DNC: “Have you lost an election recently”
Candidate: “Of course!”
DNC: “You are a shoe in!!”

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So, the Almost-Mythical, Foul-Mouthed, Faux-Hispanic, Beta-Male, Kennedy-Wannabe, Skateboarding-Socialist, Hit-&-Run-DUI-Driving, El-Paso-Land-Grabbing-with-his-Multi-Billionaire-Father-in-Law, Caravan-of-Illegals-Funding, Campaign-Finance-Law-Breaking, Disturbing-Dental-Cleaning-Selfie-Taking, Constitution-Despising, Douche Bag who wasted $80,000,000+ Out-of-State-Left-Wing-Wackos’ cash only to lose to Ted Cruz wants to be your next President because he was “just born to do this” (more like just married [$$$$$$$] into it). His Vanity Fair (vanity, you say???) exposé has already backfired with comments like this on Twitter: “My sense is that Beto O’Rourke doesn’t want to be president as much as he wants to be an indie movie about a guy running for president.” “[L]ike all scrappy salt-of-the-earth, organic campaigns with their pulse on the base Beto’s is launched with a Vanity Fair cover spread” “I mean I guess “Vanity Fair cover boy” is Beto’s unique lane but not sure the people are looking for that” “The Vanity Fair profile of Beto makes him sound like if he were born 40 years earlier… Read more »

LAPhil
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Boy, did you ever hit every mark!

Trubador
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I’m of Italian ancestry, and even WE don’t flail our arms and hands that much when we talk! LOL

Wait a minute! Does this mean that since the “Beto” nickname didn’t work to get the Hispanic vote, his new nickname will be “Bettino” to go after the Italian-American vote???

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Bobby O’rourke, you need to learn to sign so you don’t look so stupid with those flailing arms and hands.
(remember when you were Bobby? Before you went for the Mexican vote?)

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Holy moly, ya’ll. I can just imagine the fun Trump will have with this doofus. Good times!

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I get exhausted watching this moron swing his arms all over the place. Unlike most speakers who use arm gestures to emphasize a point, he’s just continually throwing his arms around for no reason.

kong1967
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Yawn. I guess one big loss wasn’t enough.

Dr. Strangelove
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kong1967kong1967 You never know. Libtards love a purty face.

kong1967
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Dr. StrangeloveDr. Strangelove Yes they do.

RWrad
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What is a Beto? Some kind of an insect?

Karen
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Yes.

kong1967
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This one is. A cockroach.

Dr. Strangelove
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RWradRWrad Sounds like something teenager boys do.

Blackbeard
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Tube Sock Johnny. Masterbeto.

Jazzee
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Oh God spare me that was awful……..blah blah blah this guy inspires the commie left??? LOL LOL OH God I couldn’t watch that again if you paid me

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His dog in that Vanity Fair cover is looking at him like he is a huge dork, even animals know that Beto is a loser.

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SentinelSentinel In a word – priceless wink

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He has something wrong with him, right? Normal, healthy people don’t jerk around like this when they speak, right?

Botox Magoo and the Mailman’s Son do that too. It’s unnerving to watch.

Karen
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What about Elizabeth Warren? I swear she is going to cold-cock someone one of these days with her wild arm waving and fist jutting!

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Beta Boy the media’s white Obama………………complete with marketing gimmicks and empty suit.

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amen

SheerPolitics
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But is he going to travel 3,007 counties, 64 parishes, 19 organized boroughs, 10 census areas, 41 independent cities, and the District of Columbia?

Or maybe he can brag that he traveled all 57 states….

(He kept bragging that he traveled all 254 Texas counties in his Senate race.)

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Okay, Beto… I get it. We are supposed to take you seriously, right? Seriously? Seriously? Bwhahahahahaha!

Eric
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Can we play that announcement to the soundtrack of “Kung Fu Fighting?”

Chow Yun Fatty
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Kasich is like “You wanna’ see arm movement? Hold my Red Bull. You know my dad was a mailman, right?”

Jazzee
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he should run with Kasich…both of them are total clowns

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Conserve 58
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The fake Mexican has as much chance of winning the presidency as does Maxine Waters. Beto Rodriguez is going to suck tens of millions out of the DNC’s coffers and that’s before he loses the democrat nomination.

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Brilliant campaign strategy. Trade in his skateboard & punk rock gig for a pickup truck on a dirt road with a rented dog.

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The dog doesn’t look too happy to be there. Dog’s are a good judge of character.

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I caught the exact same thing. Rover knows something the gullible public does not.

curlylouis1970122
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He’s clearly running for VP. I would be very surprised if his campaign went anywhere.

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His wife was hanging onto his left arm to protect herself. Sitting that close with both arms waving around would have been dangerous.

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lol faux Hispanic guy Kennedyesque you are NO JFK and you Amy sure as hell are no Jacqueline. Actually the whole thing reminded me of one of those late night can’t sleep informercials saying you can sell real estate too, call now and we’ll rip down a fence.

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The More The Merrier! WooHoo!!! lol lol lol lol lol

Eric
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The way we did it Texas involved the following two things at minimum:

1. Governor Abbott
2. Not electing you to Senate

So, conservative values, Wavey Hands O’Rourke.

Romeg
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Every time I see him or a picture of him in Campaign Mode I cannot help but think that he perceives himself as the Second Coming of Bobby (Robert Francis) Kennedy.

Pickle Plants
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His perception isn’t what worries me, it’s the drone’s perception that does.

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Pickle PlantsPickle Plants Plants Exactly, libtards will fall in love with a purdy face. BTW your email comes up with your handle.

tyman
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And I hope Stacey Abrams gets in too…just an absolute clown show all around. Especially on the debate stage! Can y’all imagine them trying to Out-Marx one another???

Someone on CNBC a few weeks ago said that the candidates that have declared are all to the left of Bernie Sanders, and he’s a socialist! I about fell out of my chair when I heard that.

Oh, I knew Ronald Reagan. He was a friend of mine. Beto, you’re no Ronald Reagan.

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How blessed you are to have known Ronald Reagan. He was a great man and the BEST president of my lifetime.

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sjmomsjmom I think Avatartyman is channeling Lloyd Bentsen from the ‘88 VP debate.

tyman
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I wish I had known home…yes, I was channeling Lord Bentsen.

What a man Reagan was!

57Matty
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Hey Avatartyman! I was just about to say O,Rourke-Abrams 2020.

tyman
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It would be neat if in the future AI could allow candidates to run the country artificially to see how they’d do as POTUS.

What a disastrous duo they would be!

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I couldn’t watch the entire video. Beta Boy’s non stop hands were too annoying. He doesn’t even sound like a presidential candidate……………more like he’s running for senior class president. unamused

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That was a waste of 3 minutes I’ll never get back plus waving his arms and hands all over the place gave me anxiety. His wife was hanging on for dear life unamused

MST3K
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Beto has his own sign language.

Proud Nana
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And plenty of lying MST3KMST3K

sjmom
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I didn’t make it through the entire 3 minutes.

Proud Nana
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I understand sjmomsjmom , it was pathetic.

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I lasted about a minute…then he played the slavery card…so I quit…and sent him a memo…see downthread.

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I just couldn’t stomach more than about thirty seconds of this buffoon. Apparently he was signing to bat sht crazy, leftist, deaf people.

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But you missed his wild arm waving, which became more and more pronounced as he went on. And on and on and on…I am betting his wife took a Dramamine afterwards.

Nancy
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Yes, @Proud Nana, she looked pretty silly sitting by her man bouncing up and down!

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Charlie Kirk
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Did you know:

In 1991, Robert O’ Rourke described female actresses as having “phenomenally large breasts and incredibly tight buttocks’” as their only qualifications for acting.

I wonder why the Left is mad at Tucker right now yet ignoring Robert O’Rourke’s comments?

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Come on, Beto boy, rolling up those sleeves as if you’re doing something – anything – that resembles actual work. You got that from Barry, right?

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Bruce Springsteen.

Kathleen
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This…… “The future is now. Roll up your sleeves and let your passion flow. The country we carry in our hearts is waiting.”
— Bruce Springsteen

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KathleenKathleen He has to stick his nose in the air and they would be twins chuckle

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Yep……

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The fake Hispanic, Beto “El Pendejo” O’Rourke, has announced his candidacy… El Pendejo will definitely be one of the top 3… to lose the nomination to Biden or Sanders; I believe he will be someone’s VP.

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Beta O’Pendejo…

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Jim Geraghty
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If Beto had an R after his name instead of a D, you’d hear he was boarding-school-attending judge’s son who dodged serious charges for the DUI & burglary, used eminent domain to gentrify poor Latino neighborhoods & married into a billionaire’s family.

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There was another orator who flailed his arms around when he spoke and had a German accent… just saying.

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WatchmanWatchman

Ding! Ding! Ding! I knew he reminded me of someone I intensely disliked. At first I thought it was Obummer.

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Listen up fool…America didn’t start slavery…it ENDED IT.

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pyboppybop You watched? You have a stronger stomach than I.

pybop
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I watched for about 60 seconds…thinking it was a helicopter about to take off…

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Oh my gosh! And here I thought eight years of listening to Obama would drive me crazy….him Ahhhhhhaha silly

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I can’t tell which of the Beto pictures/clips are parodies.

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They are all parodies. All they had to do with change his voice to sound like Bernie Sanders.

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I blame Cruz for not humiliating this guy in the election. For some reason, Cruz thought he was taking the high road by not calling him out on his DUI and hit/run. Those aren’t necessarily indicative of a man with good character and who should lead this country.

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As you can see by this video Beta Boy knows no shame therefore it’s not possible for him to be humiliated.

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You blame Cruz… Glad you could work that in.

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