You really have to wonder where our culture is at when there are movies with stuff like this in it.
In Good Time, directed by the Safdie brothers, Pattinson completely transforms to play a guy from the Bronx named Constantine “Connie” Nikas who has to try to get his brother out of jail after a botched bank robbery. Pattinson’s character also has a weird thing with dogs. “He thinks he is a dog in a previous life and he thinks he has control over animals,” Pattinson said of his character.
Pattinson said that to convey this character quirk, the directors had him do a scene where a drug dealer walks in on him while he’s masturbating a dog. Apparently everyone on set thought this was a good idea: “I asked the trainer [about it] because the director was like, ‘Just do it for real, man! Don’t be a pussy!’ And the dog’s owner was like, ‘Well, he’s a breeder. I mean, you can. You just gotta massage the inside of his thighs,'” Pattinson said.
The Harry Potter actor, however, didn’t want to go through with it. Instead, he said he ended up using a prothetic dog penis for the scene. The scene was ultimately cut from the film, but Pattinson said it will likely be on the “DVD extras.”
Why would anyone watch this drivel? Geez.
Here he is talking about it:
Wow.
PETA is happy, though they compared it to molesting a child (?!) which, is probably like way way worse, but whatever:
PETA applauded Pattinson for refusing to masturbate the canine actor. “PETA depends on actors and crew members to come forward when they see mistreatment, whether it involves a dog who is being forced into churning water on the set of A Dog’s Purpose or an A-list actor who is being asked to molest his canine co-star,” Lisa Lange, the senior vice president of PETA, said in a statement to Broadly. “Robert Pattinson is our kind of guy (and everyone’s who has a heart) for refusing to masturbate a dog—which is like child molestation—and for talking about it so that the public can see that once again animal trainers’ top priority is money and animals’ interests and well-being are often ignored. PETA is currently investigating whether the law was broken in this instance.”
Everything is terrible. Remember. Everything. Is terrible.