Awesome Political Alliance of Palin and Bachmann

Below is a true to life example of how people are coming together, expressing their differences, and working on getting someone elected.

This scenario is playing out all over the country: in the workplace, on the internet, and at various other venues where voters, who have yet to make up their mind, are witnessing these awesome displays of political savvy.

Palin Supporter: Oh, you know Sarah’s gonna run!

Bachmann Supporter: Bachmann just announced her exploratory committee!

Palin Supporter: (Glare)

Bachmann Supporter: (Glare)

Palin Supporter: Bachmann’s just going to split the vote!

Bachmann Supporter: Palin’s not even running!

Palin Supporter: Bachmann’s working for Mitt isn’t she!?

Bachmann Supporter: Palin’s playing coy for the FoxNews ratings and her book tours!

Palin Supporter: Oh, now I hear McCain’s meeting with Bachmann!

Bachmann Supporter: Well, Palin supported his re-election!

Palin Supporter: Shill!

Bachmann Supporter: Insider!

Palin Supporter: Puppet!

Bachmann Supporter: Quitter!

[One Year Later]

Palin Supporter: I can’t believe they nominated Trump.

Bachmann Supporter: I know, right.


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