In a statement today from the Pope of an alternate universe where there is no sexual abuse in the church, the head of a church with no scandals at all put out a statement about the RAPE of the EARTH by the use of plastic products.
From the New York Post:
Pope Francis wants concrete action to combat the “emergency” of plastics littering seas and oceans.
Francis made the appeal in a message Saturday to galvanize Christians and others to work to save what he hails as the “marvelous,” God-given gift of the “great waters and all they contain.”
He said efforts to fight plastics litter must be waged “as if everything depended on us.”
Oh that’s good, alternate-universe Pope, because like if you did that in our dimension of reality, it would be unbelievably soulless and tone deaf.
Meanwhile in our dimension of reality, most people are still pretty pissed off about child abuse and rape in the Catholic church: