Professional oglers at TSA put Dallas woman through scanner three times

by Dan Cleary

I don’t know about you, but I feel so much safer knowing that the TSA employees manning the airport scanners are in some cases triple-checking attractive blondes to make sure they’re not carrying explosives in or around their private parts.

Unfortunately the vast majority of actual terrorists aren’t attractive blondes, or else maybe I really would feel just a tad safer.

And you just gotta love that the TSA’s reaction to this is, in part, to remind the public that nobody is required to go through the scanner. Fliers can always opt for the pat-down instead.

Um…

Via the Daily Mail; hat tip Verum Serum.

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