Substitute teacher Jason Glicker, at a public school in Michigan, shared some of his strange and ill-informed theories about the government, including a healthy does of trutherism, during a discussion in a physics class in January. The off-the-rails commentary was captured by a student in the class and posted online.
Aside from the 9-11 conspiracies, Glicker speculated on MKUltra brainwashing, FDR Pearl Harboring, and some magical cocaine theorizing. It is unclear if Glicker was under the influence of a new breed of aliens that has finally cracked the mystery of breaking through Tin Foil Defense Mechanisms.
The Daily Caller reports that the student who filmed the bizarre rant said that “it is inappropriate for him to indoctrinate students without facts or logical discussion, especially in a physics class,” which may just qualify for some sort of gold medal in understatement.
This blog was unable to reach Glicker for comment, which we blame on swamp gas interfering with the lizard people’s communications balloons, thereby causing HAARP quakes at the secret Mars base built by the Illuminati and the Koch Brothers. Obviously.