Rand Paul mocks Liz Warren, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz in annual FESTIVUS tweets!

Rand Paul sure is happy today. He’s practically gleeful that Trump has announced a pullout from Afghanistan and Syria.

And it was just in time for his annual Festivus ritual:

On Jared Kushner:

On Ted Cruz:



On Lindsey Graham:

And the NeoCons and the Weekly Standard:

He also made fun of John Bolton:

And here’s how gleeful he was earlier today:

Well that’s it for the weekend. It’s Christmas Eve tomorrow – so have yourselves a merry little open thread on me.

Here’s some comment fodder:

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