Rep. Rohrabacher says Trump’s secret strategy is to help ISIS

by SooperMexican

In a unbelievably stupid move, Dana Rohrabacher told the world that hey, maybe it’s President Trump’s secret plan to help ISIS so that they attack Iran with terror strikes.

That’s gonna make us popular in the Muslim world, huh? Watch below:

The panelists speaking at the Congressional Committee actually seem shocked that he would say such an obscenely stupid thing in public. Just imagine how this is going to play in the Muslim world, which is just as prone to conspiracy theory idiocy as we are. Here is the United States playing the noble hero, but behind the scenes, Trump is orchestrating terror attacks with the pig-dogs of ISIS!! Thanks Rohrabacher!!

Also, wasn’t this one of the conspiracy theories that WikiLeaks was supposed to expose Hillary on? Isn’t that amazing? We were all whipped up into a fury at the possibility of an evil horror on the part of Hillary that is now an incredible virtue if trump does it.

I can’t think of a better story that exemplifies just how pathetically tribalistic politics has become.

And with that happy thought, ya’ll have an OPEN THREAD you crazy kids.

Here’s some fodder. Like people gettin’ poop attacked on at Disneyland. Probably by ISIS geese orchestrated by Trump.

This is fairly awesome.

And then there’s this:

C’mon commentors figure it out!!! I’ll have the answer on the next SooperPOdcast!!!


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