Rioters threaten to tear down the Alamo – Texas shows them what’s in store for them if they try it

Dammit Texas why are you so cool. This week there a bunch of calls from protesters threatening to tear down the Alamo because of historic racism or systemic whatever blah blah blah. Well, Texas has responded:



Here’s what he said:

“The Alamo is the Shrine of Texas Liberty. And it will be defended. My office is closely watching the social media posts and rumors from protestors who are threatening to come to The Alamo.”

“Rest assured we have already deployed, for several weeks and will continue to do so, the Alamo Rangers in partnership with SAPD, The Department of Public Safety and The National Guard to protect this sacred site. My message to the protestors is simple: Don’t mess with The Alamo.”

But more importantly:

Man, I kinda wanna see some weak pathetic wannabe-rioters actually try this now.

Y’all know the song, right? Hippies get stomped, and rioters thumped! clap clap clap! Deep in the heeeaarrrt of TEXAS!!!

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