“Meet George Jets-WHOA WHOA WHAT THE HELL??” A float at the Rose Parade on New Year’s Day has people across the country either scratching their heads, shaking their heads, or making plans to move even farther from California.
Because it is the creepiest freakshow of a horror float that you’ll ever lay eyes on in what ought to be a respectable and family-friendly parade to start the new year. And the narration to go with it was no picnic either.
Here, I’ll let Steve Krakauer summarize for ya.
Welcome to 2022, here's a #RoseParade float aimed to "encourage equity and global vaccination," featuring an animatronic nurse with a giant needle, and a sign that says "Vaccinate Our World."
"The robot nurse is ready to administer vaccines," says the host.
— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) January 1, 2022
Y’all. Where do we even live anymore? Is the matrix? Am I being punk’d? Are we on candid camera? How is this treated like it’s normal? CAN YOU SEE THAT THING? DID YOU HEAR THE GUY TALKING ABOUT PROOF OF VACCINATION?
I don’t even know anymore man. What the hell?
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