Late last night I received a message from my Spy Squirrel in the White House. This is what he over heard in the Situation Room.
Obama: Where’s Wolf Blitzer?
Sec Def: He’s not here, sir.
Obama: Wolf?
Sec Def: No, I’m Robert Gates.
Obama: Oh, my Ax Man.
Sec Def: Yes, sir. Let me introduce to you. General James L. Jones Retired
Obama: If he’s retired why is he here?
National Security Advisor: I’m a retired general not retired from service.
Obama: Service eh? I’ll take a fill up. (Laughing) I never get tired of that.
National Security Advisor: Sir, there’s a situation off of the coast of The Gaza Strip. It seams that Israel …
Obama: I condemn them.
Gibbs: I’ll get right on that (runs out of the room)
Obama: What did they do?
National Security Advisor: They boarded a ship, were attacked, the attack was serious. The people on the boat were armed. They beat the Israelis with clubs, poles, knives. A few of the Israeli Seals were stabbed. One was thrown overboard. They even opened fire on the Israelis.
(Gibbs walks back into the Situation Room)
Obama: I condemn them!
Gibbs: The assailants?
Obama: Yes.
Gibbs: Which ones?
Obama: The Israelis
Gibbs: Yes, sir. (runs out of the room)
National Security Advisor: The Israelis in a desperate attempt to defend their own lives opened fire killing nine of the attackers. It would seem that the boat was trying to run the blockade of Gaza.
Obama: Why did they do that?
National Security Advisor: They didn’t want to have the cargo inspected.
Obama: The Israelis killed innocent Muslims to keep from inspecting the cargo? That’s outrageous!
(Gibbs walks back in)
National Security Advisor: No the boat did not want to have it’s cargo inspected. And they brutality attacked the forces trying to halt their approach to shore.
Obama: But why did they do it?
National Security Advisor: Probably because they had weapons, or recruited future suicide bombers, or simply wanted to instigate a confrontation.
Obama: I condemn them!
Gibbs: The attackers?
Obama: Of course the Israelis
(Rooster crows in the distance)
Obama: What was that?
Hillary Clinton: I think what we need to do in this situation . .
Obama: Who let her in here?
(Hillary is forcibly removed)
Obama: Blitzer, you still haven’t told me why they did it.
National Security Advisor: Well we won’t know until the cargo is inspected.
Obama: So after the cargo is inspected we’ll know why they killed innocent Muslims. Ok, call me when you hear something. (gets up to leave)
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: You haven’t heard my Opinion, Sir.
Obama: I don’t ask your opinion. You don’t tell me.
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