The White House tweeted a video out today of Hank “tip over Guam” Johnson going on and on about Trump being too tall or something:
JUST IN: Democrats want to impeach the President for [checks notes] being too tall. pic.twitter.com/0QNAf6iUBp
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) December 12, 2019
Since when were tall leaders a bad thing? LOL! Also, Johnson nearly got everything wrong about that photo.
First off, Trump is 6’3″, not 6’4″ and Zelensky is 5’7″, not 5’11”.
Secondly, the chairs were exactly the same size, as the White House points out:
🤷♂️ pic.twitter.com/KGY5zyrUGs
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) December 12, 2019
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m gonna make this an open thread for those of you who want one and here’s a wonderful little Dodo video to help get you started:
This cat was completely heartbroken until she started nursing a litter of puppies ❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/19RSPWfsyi
— The Dodo (@dodo) December 12, 2019
UPDATE: I forgot to mention where we are in The Right Scoop Yahoo NFL Pick’em contest (I am “Cowboys Rule”):