Trump announces polling is reliable again in ALL-CAPS tweet!

After weeks of saying that the polls are meaningless and wrong and stupid and you’re stupid for believing them, Trump supporters can happily believe in polls after Trump announced they are reliable again!!!

Trump made polling great again!! 

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Monday shows that 50% of Likely U.S. Voters approve of President Trump’s job performance. Fifty percent (50%) disapprove.

This is the first time the president’s overall approval rating has been back in the 50s in nearly a month. Just after his inauguration, Trump’s job approval peaked at 59% and remained in the 50s every day until early March. It’s gone as low as 42% since then.

So we now know that polls are unreliable if Trump is rated at less than 50%. Mark it, Smokey!

RIGGED!!! Until he gets above 50%.

This proves the only unchanging bedrock truth of politics: Americans love airstrikes.


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