Trump promises to sue sexual harassment accusers in Lincolnesque Gettsyburg speech

El Trumpo announced a whole slew of policies that he won’t be able to implement because Hillary is beating him like a drum, but he screwed ALL of that up by interjecting his vindictiveness into the Gettysburg speech.

Here’s what he said:

Good job, idiot. That means the media will cover your thin-skinned threat instead of the policies being laid out because you’re just so pathetic and emotional you can’t control yourself for ten minutes.

No, really he’ll do it. Just like when he promised to sue the New York Times and won… oh wait… damn.

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