El Presidente Trumpo finally tweeted, and I bet everyone was wondering which one of the million yuge stories he would tweet about!!!
Here’s what he tweeted!!!
At the request of the Governor of Texas, I have signed the Disaster Proclamation, which unleashes the full force of government help!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017
Well. OK. That’s fairly… responsible and presidential actually.
Good for him.
Meanwhile, the political world is as tumultuous as the hurricane is because of SO many breaking stories tonight.
Here’s a list:
Sebastian Gorka RESIGNED!!
Arpaio was PARDONED!!
North Korea LAUNCHES MISSILES!!
Trump BANS transgenders!!! AGAIN!!!
Gary Cohn cucked the alt-right!!!
I haven’t even gotten to it all yet!! SHEESH!!!
UPDATE:
Whoever had money on Trump tweeting about Arpaio, collect your money:
I am pleased to inform you that I have just granted a full Pardon to 85 year old American patriot Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He kept Arizona safe!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017