TRUMP TWEETS!! Not about Gorka! Not about Arpaio! Not about North Korea, but… [updated]

El Presidente Trumpo finally tweeted, and I bet everyone was wondering which one of the million yuge stories he would tweet about!!!

Here’s what he tweeted!!!

Well. OK. That’s fairly… responsible and presidential actually.

Good for him.

Meanwhile, the political world is as tumultuous as the hurricane is because of SO many breaking stories tonight.

Here’s a list:

Sebastian Gorka RESIGNED!!

Arpaio was PARDONED!!

North Korea LAUNCHES MISSILES!!

Trump BANS transgenders!!! AGAIN!!!

Gary Cohn cucked the alt-right!!!

I haven’t even gotten to it all yet!! SHEESH!!!

UPDATE:

Whoever had money on Trump tweeting about Arpaio, collect your money:


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