In a few weeks Adam Kinzinger will just be another forgotten CNN contributor, said Tucker Carlson of the emotional RINO who captured the hearts and minds of lunatic media weirdos everywhere.
And it’s true of course. He’ll immediately be a periodic presence haunting the empty halls of the mostly abandoned CNN offices, doomed by fate to exile from notoriety.
But not before a touching and fond farewell from Tucker Carlson.
“Adam Kinzinger will live forever in our hearts as an example of what a man can be when he stops trying to be a man and unleashes the emotionally fragile, divorced, single mom within,” he said.
It’s so moving. Light a candle, won’t you, and gather round the screen to share in the warm glow of this goodbye tribute.
“When the world hangs in the balance. You want a guy who cries a lot.”
“‘Have another glass of chardonnay and listen to me cry!’ Yes, Ms. Kinzinger. We will.”
Gets ya right here, don’t it?