Watch Brian Williams’ orgasmic reaction to the beating of war drums

by SooperMexican

Brian Williams is being criticized far and wide for his orgasmic reaction to missiles being fired off from the Mediterranean to kill Syrian army soldiers.

Even Chris Matthews was like, “seriously, dude?” Watch below:

My sources say they had to power-wash the anchor’s chair after he was done with it.

Now, in point of fact, he’s right, there is something awe-inspiring about the power of the weaponry that the U.S. possesses. But he really didn’t need to splooge all over the screen in front of everyone – do that in private, Williams!!!

And of course, everyone and their mother had to tweet some version of the same joke about Williams lying and being present at the attack:


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