Watch: FAUCI thinks he might CANCEL Christmas but he’s not totally SURE yet, so.. fingers crossed, America!!

Dr. Evil … err, Fauci, was on Face the Nation this morning to talk about what freedoms he is and is not willing to grant to American citizens this year.

Brennan approached his majesty with cautious hope tempered by the reflexive anticipation of bad news, a modern day “please sir, may I have some more”, sans the underlying defiance.

“We can gather for Christmas, or it’s just too soon to tell?” she asked.



“You know, Margaret, it’s just too soon to tell,” said the man we all elected to tell us when and where to eat, sleep, and breathe.

But somehow, not everyone is willing to just do what’s commanded. Can you believe the nerve?

Yeah. Yeah mine too. Sorry Dr. Evil, but you don’t get to take this one.

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