What Has A Goldfish Brain, A Robot Body, And A TERRIFYING THIRST FOR BLOOD??

Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The diip lab has apparently been taken over, ‘conquered’ if you will, by a master race of hyper intelligent robot fish. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the goldfsih will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new fishbot overlords. I’d like to remind them as a trusted blog personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underwater treasure castles.



OK, the thirst for blood part may have been the excitement talking. But you have to admit, a fish driving a robot fish tank around by swimming is some pretty heady stuff. I mean, this is what the promise of the future was always about, right? Fishbots, they’ll say. That’s when it all started going right. Good times, good times.

Consider this an Open Thread.

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(h/t Geekosystem)

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