That scourge of Indiana politics and second in line to the presidency, Mike Pence, showed what a bleak dystopian future we’re in for if ever our fortunes fall so low as to have him ascend to the Oval Office.
This dude seriously touched a thing at NASA that says SPECIFICALLY do not touch!!!
C'mon dude, really? pic.twitter.com/SqZZ43exxl
— Mike Rundle (@flyosity) July 7, 2017
Wow.
This is exactly the kind of totalitarian reckless hubris that the founders warned us against, and here is Mike Pence just brazenly… doing it.
AND THEN! AND THEN!!! He BLAMES MARCO RUBIO!!
Sorry @NASA…@MarcoRubio dared me to do it! pic.twitter.com/qIYtKOPyFh
— Vice President Pence (@VP) July 7, 2017
DUDE.
From the official Vice President Twitter account!! His nefarious chicanery will be emblazoned in the historical archives for all our horrified posterity to gawk at.
Terrible.
In fairness, I warned @VP that "you break it, you own it" https://t.co/X5ROcnDVCd
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) July 7, 2017
This is quite possibly the worst thing Mike Pence has ever done in his long history of committing horrors against museum sign commands, and I, for one, am sad that our Republic has been brought so low. I blame Trump.
Okay…so this isn’t exactly the first time this has happened. pic.twitter.com/6Y7b3UlJXe
— Vice President Pence (@VP) July 7, 2017
Shame.
You people have an open thread while I try to recover.
[h/t: tiny korean kid-transporting bird-tender]