According to some people on social media – which is as good a sourcing reference as any used by CNN or NYT the last four years – there was an embarrassing reason for Joe Biden’s meeting with the Pope going extra long on Friday. Is it true?
DEPENDS.
That is a preemptory joke to the story, which is that the reason for the delay was, uh, um, well…
The word around Rome is that Biden’s meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an “bathroom accident” at the Vatican & it had to be addressed prior to him leaving.
I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now.
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) October 30, 2021
Hey I’m just flushing questions and seeing where the answers come out.
Another Twitter user said it’s circulating among the Swiss Guard.
Its going around in Switzerland too, so perhaps the Swiss Guard is leaking. They said he soiled his pants. https://t.co/26IHSkFgPf
— Linda (@Atlantiso1) October 30, 2021
It wouldn’t be unheard of for someone at Biden’s advanced age and poor health.
But hey, we report, YOU deci– err, comment. As in down below. But if your comment is “this is beneath us” then I suggest you write that comment down on a piece of paper and mail it to every minute of the entire four years Trump was in office, because NOTHING was “too low” for them to talk and write about seriously. Look up “pee tape” if you’ve somehow forgotten.
Anyway…
Consider this an OPEN THREAD.
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