Here are some interesting results from Google, who rapaciously burglarizes our online information in order to foretell the future and inspire a robot uprising.

Anyway, according to them, John Kasich has a lot of people interested:

BUT… is it a lot of Christians who are trying to find out about his positions on social issues?

Even though he’s prolife, they might break for someone else who’s more stalwart on the issue.

Amazingly, people want to know more about Trump calling Cruz a “p**sy”:

Good job there, New Hampshire.

These questions about Cruz are all over the place:

How the hell do you think Cruz is a Democrat by now?!??! Ugh.

It sounds like people don’t know what to think about Carly Fiorina at all either:

I like this question, “what does Chris Christie want?!” as if he’s bothering people and they have no idea why:

There’s still some interest in Ben Carson – maybe he’ll do better than the polls indicate:

Seriously people, “is Marco Rubio” American?!?!

I think we can confidently say that most voters are morons based on this Google trends analysis.

Frankly, there was much more to be gathered about tonight from the exit polls that Google – you can check that out here.

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