I really hope this was a friendly exchange because it got a little chippy between Senator Rand Paul and the Tednado of senators.
Here’s what Rand Paul said during his yearly “airing of grievances” for Festivus, the fictitious Seinfeldian holiday:
My friend @tedcruz decided to have an #AiringofGrievances early with @HamillHimself. On Star Wars opening weekend. Hmm pic.twitter.com/msnzLeXkxn
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
Of course he was referring to the twitter feud that erupted between the TedNado and Luke Skywalker over Net Neutrality – you can read that here.
There are how many million Americans who’ve wanted to force-choke Ted, and he picked on the one who could do It. Brave, he is pic.twitter.com/rL5c65wMoH
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
Then he used a little dig from the Obama-Hillary age:
I’m KIDDING, Ted. You’re likeable enough
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
Dang dude. You sure you’re all friends?
Not to be outdone, the TedNado struck back with this knockout punch:
.@RandPaul appreciate the kind Festivus sentiments. Call me, next time you need somebody to mow your lawn…. https://t.co/m0FTQhNsKt
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 24, 2017
Dayammmmmm!! TED!! Tone it down, son! Wow.
Of course, he’s referring to the attack from a crazed neighbor that broke 6 ribs on the Randy Paul.
That’s cold, Ted.
Anyway, it’s Christmas Eve eve – have yourselves an open thread.