Trump TWEETS angrily dismissing protests demanding his tax returns…

El Presidente Trumpo acknowledged the most important thing going on in the world right now – people protesting to demand he divulge his tax returns to the American public!!

Again, this isn’t terribly accurate. He actually barely won by the skin of his teeth. The electoral college doesn’t reflect how many votes would have overturned the election into a win for Comrade Cankles – only about 80,000 votes in three states would have done it.

But Trump needs to believe he won in a landslide, and he’s the most powerful man on the face of the Earth, so… we better humor him.

This again. Dude. You’re the prezzy. You have quite possibly the most powerful investigatory organization on the face of the Earth at your disposal. You don’t have to wait for “somebody” to look into it. You could… pick up the phone.

Now, it’s very likely that some of the protests are what is called “astroturf” – bought and paid demonstrations by wealthy left-wing commies like George Soros. BUT, that’s too much of a scapegoat for a prezzy who wants to merely dismiss any demands from his detractors. They ain’t ALL astroturf…

He also defended his decision from the criticism people are making about him flip flopping on China’s currency manipulation:

This is really fascinating because the “we will see what happens” may mean that he is still considering declaring them currency manipulators if his North Korean gambit doesn’t work. But if it doesn’t work and there’s an attack that almost certainly would cost tens of thousands if not millions of South Korean lives while slamming China with millions of malnourished refugees from the gigantic death/labor camp of North Korea, trust me, currency manipulation will be the least of our problems.

Oh also, he said happy Easter:

And so did we!!